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**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 4 שעות

4 שעות

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 17, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/17

A doctor is examining an X-ray of a woman's chest and has discovered a trombone embedded in her torso. He tells her, "I won't ask how it got there. Considering the risks involved with removing it, the real question is, can you live with it?" The caption reads, "The backstory of Charlie Brown's teacher".

#Humour #Cartoon

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 23 שעות

23 שעות

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Collection. #grickledoodle #lizard #skins #reptiles #collecting #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a lizard in his attic looking to hang a shed skin along with his others. Caption reads "He didn't really have a good reason for doing it but he'd been saving his old skins for years."

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 ימים

1 ימים

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#PearlsBeforeSwine by #StephanPastis for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2025/03/16

Rat has been on the phone for ages, Pig asks him, "Who are you talking to, Rat?" Rat replies, "Bombast Cable... I've been on hold for tow hours." Eventually, someone answers, "Bombast Cable. How can I help you?" Rat says, "Finally... Yeah... I want to cancel cable." The company agent asks, "May I know why, sir?" Rat says, "Because I pay $200 a month for channels I don't watch!" The agent says, "I see." Rat continues, getting angry, "And I found a cable package with live TV for just $70. That's a monthly saving of $130. So stick it in your ear!" The agent hasn't finished, "Well now, sir, you also pay $100 a month for internet. Should we cancel that as well?" Rat says, "Well, no. You're the only company in my area that offers it. And without it, I can't get the streaming package." The agen asks, "The one that saves you $130 a month?" Rat hesitates, "Right... I... I... You're no gonna charge me $130 a month for internet, aren't you?" The agent gleefully says, "You bet your sweet @**, we are! Who's your daddy now, #$*@*??" Rat turns to Pig and says, "Cable companies have too much power."

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 ימים

1 ימים

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/16

Mark is hosting his radio show. A colleagues calls to him, "Yo, Mark! Al Gore for you!" He takes the call and says, "Al! What's up?" Al Gore says, "We have to talk." Mark goes on air and says, "So, Al, wasn't government reform once your jam?" "It was, Mark. Reinvention was job one for me as veep. In seven years, we shrunk the federal workforce by 426,000, consolidated 800 agencies and eliminated 640,000 pages of rules." Mark is surprised, "Wait... What? Why didn't I know that?" Al Gore continues, "Because you didn't notice at the time. And you didn't notice because the process was carefully planned and responsibly executed, It never disrupted essential public services. Compare that to now." In the final panel, Musk, depicted as an X with sunglasses is telling his minions (of the type from Despicable Me) "Banana!" and his minions are going berserk with axes and torches, etc.

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 ימים

1 ימים

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/16

Calvin is having lunch at home and is also reading a comic as he munches away. Suddenly Hobbes jumps onto the table surprising him. They both square off and then start fighing and end up on the floor. Calvin is defeated and Hobbes takes up Calvin's exact activities at the table. A dishevelled Calvin goes up to his mother who's loading the laundry. He tells her, "I'm still hungry." Without interrupting her work, his mother tells him, "I fixed you a nice lunch. You can wait until dinner."

#Humour #Cartoon

**Kleine Helden** @kleine_helden@rollenspiel.social · 1 ימים

1 ימים

Kleine Helden @kleine_helden@rollenspiel.social

Was haben eure Helden eigentlich schon spannendes auf dem Klo erlebt?

#KleineHelden #Cartoon #pnpde

**Wen** @Wen@mastodon.scot · 1 ימים *

1 ימים *

Wen @Wen@mastodon.scot

Morten Morland on ‘welfare reform’

Cartoon by Morten Morland Starmer strides off wearing a blue coat a la Thatcher and fastening a Union Jack tie, accompanied by morose Looking Kendall stating ‘Don’t Get me started on Sctoungers’. Meanwhile Badenoch and Farage, almost naked scream ‘that’s Our clothes’

#Cartoon #Morland #Starmer

**Tiago (Puplaroid)** @PuplaroidArt@mastoart.social · 1 ימים

1 ימים

Tiago (Puplaroid) @PuplaroidArt@mastoart.social

I'm going to start sharing my sketches and rough artworks from now on. Starting with these two digital sketches I made in Krita recently! I will add more doodles to this file later on, as a digital sketchbook.

Two digital art sketches of Rascal the Dingo, a anthropomorphic dingo original character made by the artist (me, Puplaroid) and Metal Sonic, a robot from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Rascal is drawn as a portrait, while Metal Sonic is drawn as a half-body. Both of them were illustrated in a way that resembles blue ballpoint pen sketches, with "Copic"-like digital markers. Fully made in Krita!

#mastoart #anthro #fanart

**Jen Sorensen** @jensorensen@mastodon.social · 1 ימים

1 ימים

Jen Sorensen @jensorensen@mastodon.social

This week's comic: Playing the wealth card

#cartoon #comic #billionaires

**Today On Screen** @todayonscreen@xoxo.zone · 1 ימים

1 ימים

Today On Screen @todayonscreen@xoxo.zone

Today, March 15, in 1972, the town of Dimmsdale gathers to celebrate Denzel Crocker Day in honor of the most helpful, least selfish, grooviest, and most far-out kid (Fairly Oddparents, s03e21, “The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker!”, 2001)