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Justin ScholzIf you're going to shitpost on a signpost, post the signage in a shitposting way so it looks like it's to shitpost.Greetings from Zürich<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sihlpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sihlpost</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/z%C3%BCrich" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#zürich</a>

argv minus oneThe other kind of BFG. <a href="https://apnews.com/article/california-giant-pumpkin-winner-gourd-5b208dcac98f54076e49be9e0dece5d3" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://apnews.com/article/california-giant-pumpkin-winner-gourd-5b208dcac98f54076e49be9e0dece5d3</a><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Doom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Doom</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

Melancholic Mediocrity :v_bi:What are shitposts if not mediocrity persevering?<a href="https://beige.party/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

Amber :neodog_box:wtf is this image. what's the lesson like <a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

LiteralGrillIn Elvira: Mistress of the Dark on VHS, the person who did the closed captions moved them from the default reading position to be closer to Elvira's tits.This is because they knew deaf viewers wouldn't want to look away from her legendary bazongas to read the caption.You may not like it, but this is what disability allyship TRULY looks like! :meowbongo: <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/Disability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Disability</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/ShitPost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ShitPost</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/ButOnlyKindOfAShitPost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ButOnlyKindOfAShitPost</a>

Kevin Karhan :verified:Not that I advocate for combustion engines - far from it.<ul><li>I just want <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/FuelCells" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FuelCells</a> to finally steamroll <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/LithiumBatteries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LithiumBatteries</a> because refueling <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Methanol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Methanol</a> is faster than any charging could ever be due to <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/EnergyDensity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EnergyDensity</a> and <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Physics</a>... </li></ul>Also <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/FuelCell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FuelCell</a> solves the <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/RangeProblem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RangeProblem</a> or rather "<a href="https://infosec.space/tags/RangeFear" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RangeFear</a>" elegantly with existing (or at least trivially convertible) infrastructure, as it's way faster and cheaper to clean a fuel storage tank and pump and converting it to IPCA 99,9% Methanol, which whilst toxic upon ingestion is abundant in nature to the point that unlike <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/gasoline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gasoline</a> it's naturally being decomposed by bacteria and fungi.<ul><li>Instead of displays of <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/hyperconsumerism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hyperconsumerism</a> we need should demand <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yAom9iIarI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">smaller and more efficient</a> like the <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/VW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#VW</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/XL1" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#XL1</a> (or rather <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/1L" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#1L</a> / <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/L1" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#L1</a> but without <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/enshittification" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#enshittification</a> into a "<a href="https://infosec.space/tags/GermanEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GermanEngineering</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Shitpost</a>" ...</li></ul>Cuz that's what happens when someone decided to go <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqSdnkYxJM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">completely bonkers in terms of high-end</a>... <ul><li>Affordable <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/PersonalLightVehicles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PersonalLightVehicles</a> are the way of the future.</li></ul>

GHOULE 👻fuckaas dot space, with beige dot party and jorts dot horse. The shitpost trio.<a href="https://mastodon.moule.world/tags/Haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Haiku</a> <a href="https://mastodon.moule.world/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Shitpost</a>

Nuki Raccoon: Queer Furry Shitpost ExtraordinaireNSFW: a few lines of Microfiction

Dril Tracy 🕵️<a href="https://masto.ai/tags/DickTracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DickTracy</a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/dril" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dril</a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

rk: it’s hyphen-minus actually<a href="https://mastodon.well.com/tags/UNIX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#UNIX</a> rites of passage:I have…<a href="https://mastodon.well.com/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.well.com/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

Amber :neodog_box:we should put Helen in this <a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

jbzBluesky users arriving thinking there's no shitposting here.<a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/bluesky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bluesky</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/evangelion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#evangelion</a>

jbzGreetings humans of Bsky, here's a list of 1739 fun things not to do because they affect me personally.<a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/bluesky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bluesky</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

Melancholic Mediocrity :v_bi:I wouldn't do well working in a medical laboratory. I'd be the person playing practical jokes, like setting up urine sample cups with apple juice and taking a big swig to the horror of everyone else watching.Except with my extraordinarily poor short-term memory, I would almost instantly forget which ones were the joke samples<a href="https://beige.party/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

Amber :neodog_box:this must be why im like this <a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

Amber :neodog_box:did a moth write this cw <a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

Amber :neodog_box:hmm... <a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

Celi The Great Square Sej 567<a href="https://fedi.raphmap.ru/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a> <a href="https://fedi.raphmap.ru/tags/rusmeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rusmeme</a> <a href="https://fedi.raphmap.ru/tags/%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#мурино</a>Игра: Fractal Block World

Liannain German we don't have the term "freelancing in video game localisation" so instead we say "Scheinselbstständigkeit" and I think that's beautiful.<a href="https://localization.cafe/tags/localization" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#localization</a> <a href="https://localization.cafe/tags/translation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#translation</a> <a href="https://localization.cafe/tags/localisation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#localisation</a> <a href="https://localization.cafe/tags/freelancing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#freelancing</a> <a href="https://localization.cafe/tags/german" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#german</a> <a href="https://localization.cafe/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://localization.cafe/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

argv minus oneThe existence of a system call named “fork” implies the existence of a system call named “spoon”.<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Unix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Unix</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

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